This week's poll!

The winner of last week's poll on the fate of Darth Jacen is..."an irritated EU reader."

[Poll #1017757]

OT: I Have Discovered The New Crack

Yesterday was a warm day, so I ambled into my local Starbucks and ordered for the first time a raspberry mocha frappucino light. Back in the summer of 2002, I nursed a bad frappucino habit (despite not liking coffee) until I found out how many calories each one of those things are packing. Since then I only get frappucinos on rare occasions, usually the light version which is about 9000 calories as opposed to the 12,000 calories the originals have.

This is unfortunate because man oh man is it good! Not to mention that it really puts juice in your caboose...it was like having three energy drinks, I tell ya. After I drank it, I came home and was motivated enough to rearrange part of my closet. I was like Yoda dueling Count Dooku.

Like the title of a blog goes, Starbucks is indeed America's #1 drug dealer.

Chewbacca Accused Of Assaulting Marilyn Monroe!

Remember the guy in the Chewbacca costume who headbutted a tour guide in Hollywood earlier this year? Looks like the wayward Wookiee has been up to no good again.

This time, "Chewie" is accused of grabbing a Marilyn Monroe impersonator outside of the Kodak Theater and placing her hand on his naughty bits. Now the cops are looking for him:

http://www.dailynews.com/ci_6328665

Now I'd like to know how someone in a Wookiee costume could flee unnoticed in broad daylight.