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1. Sunglasses Shop, Tatooine
Here’s a planet with two suns yet nobody wears any eye protection, save for the Tusken Raiders and the hooded Jawas. Okay, I know the practical reason for it; you’d get taken out of the GFFA if you saw Luke whip on a pair of Ray Bans to gaze at the Tatooine sunset. But I have to squint without sunglasses on a sunny day on Earth. With TWO suns, I couldn’t see a darn thing. Wouldn’t Tatooine’s moisture farmers and dusty town denizens appreciate a little relief? I bet they would.
2. Railing Manufacturer
The GFFA has it all it seems, except for railings around dangerous, bottomless pits. Or if there are railings, they are not very high. Someone with the know-how to create safe railings would make zillions off of the Republic or Empire’s government contracts alone.
3. Personal Injury Lawyer
With the galaxy’s citizens prone to getting shot, hacked with a lightsaber, beaten by a gaffi stick, run over by pod racers, falling into bottomless pits, choked or electrocuted by angry Sith Lords, tossed into hungry Sarlaccs, poisoned by darts, eaten by rancors, slashed by wampas, blown up by Death Stars, and stomped by AT-ATs, the pickings are ripe for ambulance chasers.
4. Shoe Store For Non-Humans
You know what really sucks about being a Wookiee, Gungan, or Ewok? There are no shoes! Everybody else in the galaxy can find footwear but for some of those alien races. Why does the galactic shoe industry ignore them? Do they really think Chewie likes getting gum and broken pieces of glass in his foot? Or that Jar Jar likes walking on the hot sands of Tatooine barefoot? Or that Bossk likes exposing everyone to his toe cheese? Even Yoda can’t find shoes. It's a shame.
5. Cosmetic Surgeon
Watto could use a nose job. Jabba the Hutt needed some lipo. The droid surgeons on Coruscant turned Darth Vader into a big hulking monstrosity; with all of that tech, you'd figure they'd have Vaderkin looking hotter than before. Darth Sidious needs a LOT of work. Yet there seems to be no cosmetic surgeons anywhere in the galaxy. Where's Leia supposed to get her some botox? Where's a handmaiden supposed to get boob implants? I can't believe Beverly Hills is way ahead of the Star Wars universe on this one.
Here’s a planet with two suns yet nobody wears any eye protection, save for the Tusken Raiders and the hooded Jawas. Okay, I know the practical reason for it; you’d get taken out of the GFFA if you saw Luke whip on a pair of Ray Bans to gaze at the Tatooine sunset. But I have to squint without sunglasses on a sunny day on Earth. With TWO suns, I couldn’t see a darn thing. Wouldn’t Tatooine’s moisture farmers and dusty town denizens appreciate a little relief? I bet they would.
2. Railing Manufacturer
The GFFA has it all it seems, except for railings around dangerous, bottomless pits. Or if there are railings, they are not very high. Someone with the know-how to create safe railings would make zillions off of the Republic or Empire’s government contracts alone.
3. Personal Injury Lawyer
With the galaxy’s citizens prone to getting shot, hacked with a lightsaber, beaten by a gaffi stick, run over by pod racers, falling into bottomless pits, choked or electrocuted by angry Sith Lords, tossed into hungry Sarlaccs, poisoned by darts, eaten by rancors, slashed by wampas, blown up by Death Stars, and stomped by AT-ATs, the pickings are ripe for ambulance chasers.
4. Shoe Store For Non-Humans
You know what really sucks about being a Wookiee, Gungan, or Ewok? There are no shoes! Everybody else in the galaxy can find footwear but for some of those alien races. Why does the galactic shoe industry ignore them? Do they really think Chewie likes getting gum and broken pieces of glass in his foot? Or that Jar Jar likes walking on the hot sands of Tatooine barefoot? Or that Bossk likes exposing everyone to his toe cheese? Even Yoda can’t find shoes. It's a shame.
5. Cosmetic Surgeon
Watto could use a nose job. Jabba the Hutt needed some lipo. The droid surgeons on Coruscant turned Darth Vader into a big hulking monstrosity; with all of that tech, you'd figure they'd have Vaderkin looking hotter than before. Darth Sidious needs a LOT of work. Yet there seems to be no cosmetic surgeons anywhere in the galaxy. Where's Leia supposed to get her some botox? Where's a handmaiden supposed to get boob implants? I can't believe Beverly Hills is way ahead of the Star Wars universe on this one.
