Madonna in new SW series, Willow-world is SW canon, and licensed pr0n books!

First, the Force.net is reporting that Madonna has signed on to the new SW series. Wow, this is so exciting, she being a great actress and all. Maybe she'll do the theme song too:

http://www.theforce.net/latestnews/story/Madonna_Signs_On_For_Live_Action_Television_Series_97771.asp

Remember that movie Willow? Remember those books spun off from the movie Willow? Well, it's all SW canon now! Why? The official site says so, that's why!

http://www.starwars.com/databank/updates/401/news20060401.html

And finally, Locus magazine's web site is announcing that Lucasfilm will now publish "adult" themed SW novels, which means pr0n! These sound like a good start, but if they want the good stuff there's a small army of fan writers who could easily crank out a kinky novel:

http://www.locusmag.com/2006/Features/0401_Adult_Star_Wars.html