How come nobody asked me?

Somebody is making a film about the "10 biggest SW fans in the world," featuring fans who do things like build a full-scale Millennium Falcon in their yards and this Brit who has legally changed his name to Luke Skywalker:

http://www.thisiswiltshire.co.uk/news/headlines/display.var.824666.0.its_official_hes_uks_no_1_star_wars_nut.php

I'll be interested to see this thing if and when it comes out. It should be interesting, though I wonder why I didn't make the cut. That does it! On Monday I'm going to have my name changed to Yarael Poof!