How I'm Going To Get Rich

I'm going to take all of my Anakin/Padmé R+ rated fan fic, combine them into a single novel, up the kink factor, change the names of the characters to Anatole and Philomena, and have it set in a 17th century Lake Como villa. I'll get on the Today show and horny housewives will buy my book like candy, just like what happened with this chick and her Twilight BDSM fan fic:

http://jamigold.com/2012/03/when-does-fan-fiction-cross-an-ethical-line/

It'll be just like printing the cash myself!

Update: Here's a different perspective on the issue:

http://www.themarysue.com/50-shades-of-grey-and-the-twilight-pro-fic-phenomenon/